Sagaro

You must all have read about Gapp’s so called prank targeting me that bombed disastrously for him!

Well, here is my version of the conversation

Note: This is an english translation of the original conversation.

Me: Hey

Ganesh: Oye. One side X and one side Y. Nice.

Me: Dude! X atleast ok da. But Y wont suit my weight da.

Ganesh: You do realize that I am the guy who posts convo in blogs.

Me: WTF!

Ganesh: 2 minutes… am blogging.

Me: Shit!

Ganesh: Done! DO comment

Me: Hmph!

(After a minute if frantically refreshing my page and clearing the cache)

Me: I cant see any post.

Ganesh: lol.. had you there didn’t I?

Ganesh: lol

All along I was worried because the equation me = gentleman was at stake! But the pervert that Gapp is misunderstood one of my Tamizh words used in the convo to another meaning which he found to be funny.

The rest you know was a failed attempt by Gapp, the trickster who used to specialize in such notorious activities of pulling unsuspecting gentlemen’s legs! The joke is on you dude! Now, the whole world knows what kind of a KVK you are - a result of your own blog post!

A note to Gapp: Maybe you are getting old for this dude!

And if you people are wondering about the title, here it goes!

Mayank is back in Gurgaon.

I spoke to him yesterday and he is missing Chennai already. And he came up with a big confession at the end!

Mayank: You have time to visit Landmark and blog about it! But dont have the time to write for Reviewsaurus?

Me: Hi Mayank. How is it to be back home?

Mayank: Ya. Its good to be back. But I miss Chennai now.

Me: Ahaa!

 Mayank: Anyway, you answer my question. You dont have time to write reviews for us and you have time to comment on somebody’s blog. 

Now, Mayank had clearly mentioned the name of the blog’s author. I am refraining from naming the person here because I am a perfect gentleman! *Applause* 

Me: Hey hey hey. Just a minute. What did you just say? Was it a casual statement or something sinister? 

Mayank: Well… 

Me: I presume you followed the link to her  blog from Sagaro’s blog and saw the comments I had written. 

Mayank: Hmm… Yes. 

Me: And may I ask why is that you did not notice the comments I leave on other blogs in Sagaro’s blogroll like Planemad, Jammy, TUDinesh? 

Mayank: Its like… 

Me: And any person who reads sagaro’s blog will go on to read this person’s blog after all the traffic he generates for her! 

Mayank: What are you trying to say? 

I cut short this conversation here as it went on for half an hour more and included many other things not related to this topic. 

A note to Sagaro:This has nothing to do with you. I will still have the remote!  

A note to Mayank:This has nothing to do with my salary.  

A note to that person:I know I could have named you as it is quite bvious who you are; but I am a gentleman!   

Epilogue:At the end of the conversation, Mayank came up with a big secret. Any guesses?