I really need to seal my lips.
Last week when a few of our elderly relatives who think talking about girls, love and sex is bad dropped in and we were having a tough time due to this.
I was bored to death and was watching TV when the Cadbury Calebrations ad was featured in which the kid in hostel doesnt get any gift from his sister. Even as he shows some great histrionics, his sister walks in and blah blah…
Due to extreme boredom, my mom blurted out,”The kid looks cute, doesnt he?”
I shot back,” Yea. But the elder sister looks even more cute.”
Two pairs of eyes turned abruptly towards me and glared while my mom held back a giggle.
I dont know what ate them, but they seemed to be in a hurry and left.
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In another instance, I was having a brainstorming session with Ram and Aravind and we were talking about the biking clubs and running clubs in Chennai.
Ram: We need to contact the folks behind these clubs and talk to them
Me: Yea right. Those are jobless fat people who have money to waste.
Ram: Hmmm… I’m a member there.
Me: Well… Um…. Er…. He He He…. I mean… SHIT!

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