I entered Sowcarpet today for the first time in my life.
I studied in a merchant college (rough translation for ‘Saettu College’) and 70% of the peeps were from this place called Sowcarpet, but I had never been there.
Until today.
First the language - its not a scooter, but a ishcooter. Its not school, but ishchool.
Believe me, it was as though the merchant guys (again translation for ‘Saettu Guys’) had known that it was my first visit there that I saw a red carpet there welcoming me. it was then that I found out that it was actually the road ‘painted’ with ‘betel nut juice+shpit’ or paan!
Talk about painting the town red.
One more thing about Showcarpet is that all buildings are similar. All shops are similar. All lanes are similar. All men are shimilar. All women are shimilar. All vehicles are freakingly shimilar - then I realised that these people drove only Honda Activas and no other bike - all in shtriking colours. I saw a pink colour Honda Activa today being driven by a gentleman in yellow coloured shirt and fluoroscent green coloured troushers - E K Sh I!
A typical Shaettu guy
Coming to the buildings, there were all alike - narrow with shops on both shides of the alley and dark, thanks to the power cuts. The shops had names like Priyanka Paan Korner (Thanks to Ekta Kapoor), Agarwal Vastra Bhandar, Bhandari Chaat and there was even a Kareena Kapoor Jewellery Paradise! Since the buildings were dark due to the power cut, we had to grope the walls to reach the top and my hands felt some gooey. I carried on. Upon reaching the top, I examined my hands and to my horror found blood!
I shreiked.
A shaettu then calmed me down and said as a matter of factly that it was not blood, but paan shpit. Yuck!
Coming to the female shpecies - the ones less than 20 were hawt. The ones above 20 were fat! The poor hushband would have to go round thrice to hug her completely!
I entered Showcarpet at around 10 in the morning and left the place at around 4 in the evening.
I left humming - Sharoja Shaman Nikalo.
Enna Koduma Shaar Idhu!
Confirmation: I have nothing againsht Shaettus or Mechants or Northies. Infact, a couple of my beshtesht friends are Northies. Still if you have one, death threats and hate mails can be sent to msnarain@gmail.com



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