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The Seventh Chennai Photowalk happened on May 11th. I know its a bit late for me to write a post about it here. Still.

I had to sacrifice my sleep at a time when it is at its best - 5 in the morning. But, it was worth it!

A quick stroll to the Mylapore Temple Tank and I was on. It took a while for everyone to come and we were all set for the 7th Chennai Photowalk.

We were met with some stares, some hostile and some obliging poses all the way from Mylapore to San Thome.

Met some interesting people like Chandru (the chief of this tribe) Subhash, one of the editors in The Hindu, Mihir, Gautham, Shillika, Shaam, Anand, Dilip and many more. Saw PlaneMad for the first time though we knew each other through our respective blogs. He claimed to be named Arun Ganesh - I prefer to call him PlaneMad. Infact, I had and still have trouble calling him Arun.

All this means more additions to my blogroll as most of these people have interesting blogs.

All the Photowalk pics can be seen here.

In other news, the Pichavaram trip with Gapp, PlaneMad, Vetti and Dilip was not that great as we expected it to be. It was good though and we had fun. Again met new people - Vetti and Dilip. Cant write a detailed post on the Pichavaram trip here as I have promised Ram of findnearyou.com that I would write the travelogue for his website. The pics can be seen here.

Also, Shankar Ganesh’s three SugarSync Annual Subscriptions are up for grabs. All you have to do is to visit the link here and write a catchy comment on why you need a $49.99 worth SugarSync subscription and how you’ll use it.

Hurry!

Update on May 17th - While I thought that I, along with Gapp was pulling PlaneMad’s leg throughout the trip, it finally turned out that it was my leg that was being pulled. All along. :(
Right now, three people are laughing away like hyenas in Chennai. Bad.

Mera number aayega! Hope so.

Off to Pitchavaram this Tuesday, the 13th of May on a low budget and one day trip.

Anyone interested?

Details here.

If you are a blogger who loves Wordpress, but are turned off by the fact that it doesn’t offer specific features like CSS editing and monetizing your blog and cant afford spending big bucks for hosting, here is a solution.

I am giving out hosted and pre-installed Wordpress blogs for a considerably lesser price than normal hosting.

If you would like the sound of this, drop in a mail at mail@sathyanarain.com or call me at 91-988-443-6508 and we can get talking.

Not for marketing, but I really say one must get a hosted Wordpress blog if he/she wants to experience the depth of Wordpress. I have been writing on a hosted blog just for the past few days and the amount of gyaan I obtained was simply awesome! Not a marketing gimmick. You ask any person who is into hosted Wordpress blogs and you will know!

Today was the last day of College.

After the 2 PM to 5 PM exam, we spent the next one hour sitting at all our favorite hangouts of college.

First it was the famed cement benches (mechanical marathadi) After a session of photographs there, we moved to the OAT and spent the remaining time there.

It was nostalgic and many of the guys broke down - surprisingly, I didn’t feel like crying! I was enjoying my day! :D Even the lateral entry guys who are over six feet and weigh above 90 kilos with a mush and beard that would put Ved Vyas to shame cried! Maybe, I am just a heartless joker!

Thinking of the bygone four years, I am reminded of a few incidents that were simply awesome!

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…and had to wait patiently for nearly ten minutes so that I could gain his confidence - and move closer.

He (or she! I didn’t find out the sex!) was skeptical at first; but later placed his confidence in me and totoally enjoyed the photo-shoot.


Unfortunately, I couldnt carry my trusty Canon along to the A R Rahman’s Changing Notes Concert.

Here’s a video of the other night of ARR himself giving a sexed out performance of Khwaja Mere Khwaja, in authentic Qawwali style.

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New Header!

Guys,

Check out my new sexed out header!

:D

Ok! Not so sexed out header!

:)

Um. Ok.

Guys,

Check out my new header.

…as I have seen God!

Yes. I saw God at St. George School grounds, Chennai on the 20th of April, 2008 at 6.30 PM.

And God didn’t disappoint me. Nor did he disappoint the 50000 others who had gathered to watch him perform.

I was at the A R Rahman Changing Notes Concert, organised by the Times of India.

He started with a soulful rendering of Jaage Hain from Guru and in the song’s climax where he sung the high pitch notes, the crowd ruptured into a honest applause. The audience loved him right from the beginning. Most of them like me had waited for years to watch Madras’s own son perform live.

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Olympic Torch

Social Networking?

….thanks to Chicken pox!

1) Its not at all fun sitting inside home 24×7. Now I know how Suu Kyi must feel.

2) There’s nothing on TV to watch as well.

3) Twitter!

4) I have not forgotten my music.

5) Cartooning still comes good to my hands.

6) Bread, idly and buttermilk-rice are not the best meals around.

7) Its a shitty feeling that I have missed last day of college.

8) Sitting and doing nothing isnt that great as it seems to be.

9) Indian cricket team should learn to bat on all kinds of wickets.

10) Chicken Pox has nothing to do with chicken.

Update at 9:44 PM

11) Typing the number eight and a closing bracket [8)] brings up a smiley!

Swivel 08

Swivel 08 stood to its name.

A well received symposium - as usual.

Check out snaps and videos of this event here.

After the minor accident involving a Kingfisher Airlines plane that skidded on the runway of the Bangalore airport after a dog-hit, Vijay Mallya, Chairman and CEO of Kingfisher Airlines, said: “I am happy that all guests on board our flight are safe. It is most unfortunate that the dog menace at airports in India still persists and that an incident occurred today in Bangalore. At Kingfisher Airlines, safety is paramount and I am glad that our crew handled this emergency successfully.”

My question is, If safety at Kingfisher airlines is paramount, then is safety at Paramount Airways, kingfisher?

Sorry for the PJ; will think of something better next time.

Some creep dropped in the name of A R Rahman and I was drooling even at the thought of Sangarsh 2008 - and it turned out to be a concert by Ranjith, Naresh Iyer and Devan.

I had to pacify myself as all these were after all ARR’s finds.

The trio were rehearsing Valayapathi Tamizhe from ATM and Dole Dole from Pokkiri as I entered Kamarajar Arangam.

The show started almost an hour late, but Devan made the audience forget it with a bang by rendering Karka Karka from Vettayadu Vilayadu. It was then Ranjith’s turn to mesmerize the audience with Yella Yella from Arindhum Ariyamalum.

And then the audience’s sweetheart came on-stage!

The audience simply loved Naresh Iyer right from the time he came on-stage and jumped up and down like a kid! And when he started Kadhal Konjam from Pachai Kili Muthu Charam, the audience went mad! And when he came down to the audience, went to each row and obliged fans for hand shakes as he sang, the audience went berserk!

Bassie

The bassie on the left rocked!

The trio then came to the stage and started Endendrum Punnagai and ended with Oh Humdum Suniyo Re.

Endendrum

Ranjith and Rita then had the audience clapping to June July from Kalloori and there was a scream in the audience asking Rita to marry him! This was followed by Suppose from Sukran and some other song I heard for the first time, but the audiecne lapped it up with fervour.

Dole

And then Naresh Iyer sang Mayilirage from Ah Aah along with Asha(Whats her second name?)

It was then a medley with Devan on the acoustic guitar, Anand on the bass and the plump guy(I am bad on names) on the keys with Ranjith & Naresh Iyer crooning Vellai Pookal, Munbe Vaa, Ore Nyabagam and ending the medley with Roobaroo (The audience had an orgasm here!)

Ranjith next came on stage with Rita and sang Dole Dole from Pokkiri.

Most of the audience was leaving at this point and I would have stayed, but my girlfriend kept calling me - It was a date by nine and it was already ten.

I left the hall with ecstasy - of having listened to the finest singers in the industry and having had my girlfriend wait - for a change! :)
And thanks to my junior, Bala for having supplied us with snacks during the show! ;)

Khwaja Mere Khwaja!

How does ARR manage to do all this?

Who would have imagined a Qawwali with an electric guitar and a bass guitar?

I have tried making music similar to what ARR does and miserably failed always - I end up making tunes that sound as if composed by other ‘famous’ music directors!

No wonder he stays ahead of competition  spinning amazing songs for period films and urban films as well.

ARR is GOD!

In other news, after much scouting for an ARR poster in the city in vain, I have  ordered a poster online in myntra.com and its on its way! :D

It was total fun right from the beginning.

Rotaract Club of MNM Jain Engineering College had organized the Inter Government School Culturals, Sangamam ‘08 in the campus and this fest was attended by around 200 kids from 6 Government Schools(8 were invited) from ECR, Karapakkam, Neelangarai, Perungudi and Sholinganallur.

With events such as Group Dance, Solo Dance, Oration, Drawing, Solo Singing, Rangoli and other informals, the kids lapped up the fest with enthusiasm. So much enthusiasm that the kids jumped up to the stage in between events and started dancing! And the organizers(including me) joined the jig!

Sponsored by the Rotary Club of Adyar and Gaurav Singhal Group this fest was graced by Mr. Vittal Rajan and Mr. Gaurav Singhal, who attended the inauguration and Mr. Srinivasan & Ms. Saraswati who distributed the prizes.

And again, the kids were joined by the organizers in a jig on-stage.

With too much excitement and too little time, the organizers promise to make the next year’s edition grander.

Click here for behind the scenes pictures!

People who dont quite understand the meaning of the title, please take a look at this previous post here.

I was sitting with Aishwarya in the Open Air Theatre in college overseeing the work that was being done for our college Rotaract Club’s next project.

Aishwarya: So, when are you going to treat us for having got this job?

Me: Hmm.. Let me first lay my hand on the first salary.

A: You say the same thing always!

Me: And you ask me for a treat always though i give you one almost every other week!

A: Well.. Ahem…

And then I saw her!

There sitting in the midst of the group of girls working for the Electronics and Communication department symposium, was this really pretty girl doing some decoration stuff.

Hell yes! She was pretty!

And I had never seen her before in college. I guessed her to be in her second year. Discreet enquiries revealed her to be V… Well, let me not name her here. Me= Gentleman! ;)
All my love lives have been short lived and do not last more than a semester! :(
What about V?

Well, I cant wait to find out!

And the first impression was a really bad one - I made the mistake of telling about my latest love interest to Aishwarya and she in turn told this to every member of Rotaract Club present there and the scream that came out was enough to scare the wits of the poor terrified girl!

So, V doesnt stand for Vexation alone! :)
Update:

March 13th - Saw her today also - Same time - Same place! :D

Swivel is back - in its latest edition as Swivel 08.

The last edition was held in 2006 and was enthusiastically lapped up by students all over Tamil Nadu especially the Radio Control techies.

RC Cars, the most successful event of last edition is being reincarnated into a tougher event involving both on and off-road track, thus testing the skills of the makers in not only the electronics and steering, but also the mechanical design.

The other new events are Airborne - Gliders which will test the aerodynamic skills of the students in the form of constructing gliders and an Autocad Design contest.

The other events include Paper Presentation, Technical Quiz, Adzap, Technical Extempore, Crosswords and Brain Teasers.

All budding mechanical engineers and others with an eye for everything mechanical are invited.

Come and discover the spirit of everything Mechanical!

More details at http://swivel08.in

After knowing Mayank for the past few months and reading Ganesh’s blog posts for an equally long period, I decided to give open source a try. After dabbling in gimp, Open Office and a few other software, I decided to give linux a go.

And thanks to Mayank who suggested me Ubuntu, I am now writing this blog post through Ubuntu. Luckily for me, Mayank decided to lay all our differences aside and decided to help me out after all! ;)
So, after a spew of long distance calls to Gurgaon (Gee! All the BPO training was of some use to Mayank after all!) I installed Ubunt finally.

And the verdict - I am loving it!

1) It gives me a geek feel! (As Mayank always says!)

2) Its free!

3) There’s no guilty feeling of using pirated software.

4) Fresh feel after years of working in Microsoft Windows.

5) The graphics are not great, but as good as Windows XP.

6) Light on the system performance.

7) I have not tried Wine yet. (No No! Not the beverage!) But it sounds promising.

Mayank is back in Gurgaon.

I spoke to him yesterday and he is missing Chennai already. And he came up with a big confession at the end!

Mayank: You have time to visit Landmark and blog about it! But dont have the time to write for Reviewsaurus?

Me: Hi Mayank. How is it to be back home?

Mayank: Ya. Its good to be back. But I miss Chennai now.

Me: Ahaa!

 Mayank: Anyway, you answer my question. You dont have time to write reviews for us and you have time to comment on somebody’s blog. 

Now, Mayank had clearly mentioned the name of the blog’s author. I am refraining from naming the person here because I am a perfect gentleman! ;) *Applause* 

Me: Hey hey hey. Just a minute. What did you just say? Was it a casual statement or something sinister? 

Mayank: Well… 

Me: I presume you followed the link to her  blog from Sagaro’s blog and saw the comments I had written. 

Mayank: Hmm… Yes. 

Me: And may I ask why is that you did not notice the comments I leave on other blogs in Sagaro’s blogroll like Planemad, Jammy, TUDinesh? 

Mayank: Its like… 

Me: And any person who reads sagaro’s blog will go on to read this person’s blog after all the traffic he generates for her! 

Mayank: What are you trying to say? 

I cut short this conversation here as it went on for half an hour more and included many other things not related to this topic. 

A note to Sagaro:This has nothing to do with you. I will still have the remote! :D  

A note to Mayank:This has nothing to do with my salary. :P  

A note to that person:I know I could have named you as it is quite bvious who you are; but I am a gentleman! ;)   

Epilogue:At the end of the conversation, Mayank came up with a big secret. Any guesses? :D  

V for Vexation!

I had gone to this popular bookstore in Chennai to buy the graphic novel V for Vendetta by Alan Moore and this is what happened.

Me (To the support staff) : Excuse me. Can I have the book V for Vendetta?

Support Staff : Huh?

Me: V for Vendetta. By Alan Moore.

SS: Huh?

Me (thinking) : #%&$*

Me: I want to buy the graphic novel V for Vendetta by Alan Moore; illustrated by David Lloyd.

SS: Just a minute Sir.

Me (thinking) : So, he can speak. All along I had been thinking he had got the job in handicapped qouta!

SS (types in the computer) : W-E-E  4…

He looks up at me,”Wee 4?”

Me (thinking) : #%&$*

Me : No No.. Its the alphabet ‘V’. V for Volleyball.

SS: But you told V for something else Sir… not volleyball…

Me : :’(

I imagined myself picking up a fat book from the nearest section and bringing it down on the thickhead’s skull.

Me : Type the alphabet V

SS (types) : V

Me : Now type F-O-R

SS (types) : F-O-R

Me : V-E-N-D-E-T-T-A

SS (types) : Vendetta

The computer spewed some obscenities.

SS : One second sir.

I nodded. Involuntarily. Well, I didn’t have much options.

The jackass went and sent another support staff

SS2 : Yes Sir. May I help you.

I definitely needed help!

Me (while checking out the chick browsing the magazines section) : I am looking for the graphic novel  V for Vendetta by Alan Moore and illustrated by David Lloyd.

SS2 : Oh! We have got that book Sir. Just a minute.

Ah! Here is my man!

Me : Great. I am in the humour section.

SS2: Sure Sir.

I went to the humour section and started reading a Calvin and Hobbes book.

I had flipped through 54 pages when someone tapped me on the shoulders.

I turned and saw the SS2 proudly presenting me the book.

The cover read Vedanta - an outlook!

Me (This time not thinking!) : #%&$*…

It was after a couple of my friends recommended this program for me to watch that I decided to watch an episode of Kadhalikka Neram Illai, a primetime television serial in Vijay TV. Ram and Gokul were very much excited about this television series and Ram went to the extent of uploading all of the female protoganist’s stills in his orkut album!

Coming to the episodes, they usually start with a small slideshow of glimpses of Singapore (much similar to American Sitcoms and a first in Indian television)

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The Patriots

It was only in movies that one gets to sit opposite a beautiful girl in a train. And Raj couldn’t believe his eyes when this happened to him. 

He had walked into his compartment to find this stunning girl sitting opposite his seat and was overjoyed to find that the other seats in the vicinity were unoccupied. 

Years of military training had taken its toll on Raj as he found it difficult to even start a talk with the girl. The train chugged out of Agra station and soon was sending in a steady breeze from the open fields even as Raj couldn’t concentrate in the latest edition of Bike India he was ‘trying’ to read. He finally decided to cut the ice. 

“Raj.”, said Raj as he shifted forward with a smile. 

“Huh?”  

“I am Raj.”, he repeated awkwardly. 

“Oh! I am Komal.” She replied with a smile. 

Raj was overjoyed as he half expected this response. 

“Going on vacation?” asked Raj suddenly realizing that vacations were just over. He cursed himself for goofing up. But Komal didn’t seem to mind. 

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Sweet Sixteen?

Give a team ‘over-friendly’ umpires to officiate in the matches - and any team can make it Sweet Sixteen!

- Sathyanarain (!!!) Yes, That’s me! ;)

PoRicky Ponting! ;)

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And this is the result of a poll conducted by the Australian edition of the Daily Telegraph.

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Courtesy : The Daily Telegraph - http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/

Note: Poricky or Poriki in Tamil means Rowdy, hence the title.

After watching the India-Australia Sydney Test, I decided to chalk out a few points that would be helpful for the Aussies. The Aussies should ‘memorize’ this checklist and if required, the ICC should conduct regular written and oral tests for them.

Seven Golden Cricketing Rules

1)You cant be denied victory if you play with thirteen people (11 players and two umpires). But that unfortunately, Mr.Ponting, is against Cricket rules.

2)When a strike bowler scores a half-century in a Test match against you, it means there’s something wrong in your bowling department. There’s no point in provoking the player by verbal taunts and then registering a complaint of racial abuse. This is for both Mr.Ponting and the gentleman named Andrew Symonds. Also, please dont forget that you were the great souls who invented the term sledging.

3)And now to you Mr.Ponting, its the umpire’s job to raise his finger and tell you guys about the fate of the batsman. You are not supposed to give decisions(By wagging your fingers at the umpire)

4)Coming to the vice-captain, Adam Gilchrist(Alas! I thought he was the only gentleman in Aussie cricket. He has let me down) A batsman is ‘caught out’ only when the ball ‘hits’ the bat and lands at the hands of the fielder.

5)Also, the ball has to land at the fielder’s hands without hitting the ground.

6)This is for the umpires - Your job is difficult. That’s why there is something called the third umpire - to assist you people. But I really cant help it if you dont want to consult them for various number of reasons. I don’t want to discuss those reasons here in public!

7)Also Mr.Umpires, if the bowler oversteps the crease, that’s called a No-ball!

Please go and learn this check-list by heart before the Perth Test. Will be useful for the common cricket fan.  

They Said It!

“Only one team played with the game’s spirit.”

-Anil Kumble

“The Indians were robbed!”

-Robert Craddock

“Sack Ponting”

- Peter Roebock

Give a team ‘over-friendly’ umpires to officiate in the matches - and any team can make it Sweet Sixteen!

- Sathyanarain (!!!) Yes, That’s me! ;)

This is in reference to my recent post - a short story titled What people think? Well some readers thought the title was too dumb. Well it is dumb! Thank goodness they didn’t comment here. They rather chose to tell me that in person.

That was actually a title for a short story contest i took part in sometime back and the my post here was the prize winning one. I thought of renaming it Kaleidoscope or something like that, but decided to retain the original title.

And yes! My story was the prize winning one. Now just imagine how pathetic the other entries would have been! :)

Down Under?

The Aussies (Cricket team) invented the term sledging in cricket. For them its part of the game. The others do it and it becomes an unwanted mind game and aggression. They take it to the media and blow it.

They have been racially abusing those whom they couldn’t beat in the game. Others do it and it suddenly becomes a complaint.

They over-appeal, shout and stare at the umpires. Well, they are after all the world champions! They are allowed to do it! They have got the license!

Well, I cant totally blame them . The umpires! The men in white usually think twice before giving a decision against them.

World champions are supposed to be the ambassadors of the game. They are supposed to be loved by all. And when talked about their arrogance, Ricky Ponting (Or was it Steve Waugh?) told the media that there is a tendency among people to hate champions. Well, who didnt like Schumi when he drove his Ferrari to victory every sunday? Or who hates Roger Federer. Tiger Woods is a known and respected figure all around the world.

You may be great or even invinsible in cricket. That’s great! I appreciate it! Infact I am a great fan of Australian Cricket!

But please try to shed that arrogance tag!.

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Kaleidoscope

“Ma! I am off to college!”

“Here is your breakfast! Eat and go!”

“No time ma! Bye”

Raj started his bike even as he finished the sentence. He shifted the bike into first gear and released the clutch. He looked at the opposite house’s balcony to check if the girl occupying the flat was there. She was not. Raj sighed and and zoomed off into the street.

“Raj! Here is your helmet…”, his mother came running to find her son gone. She sighed and closed the front gate.

Raj drove the modified Yamaha through the narrow streets with great skill. He was fair and a six footer and had a week old stubble. He approached the main road.

“Hmm… What have I forgotten?”

The signal showed red

“Have I taken the assignment? Hmm… Yes. I have”

The signal was still red.

“Ajay would have taken delivery of his new bike. Great! Should ride that today!”

Raj smiled as he sped towards the signal.

“Its Hema’s birthday. Should wish her the first thing in college.”

The junction was empty. Raj decided to jump the signal. He crossed the signal.

A loud horn blared and the last thing Raj remembered was the grill of a truck that was barely a couple of meters his left. His eyes widened as he was hit by a storm. Read the rest of this entry »

25 years of TCP/IP

25 years of TCP/IP!

Cant even imagine what would have happened if this thing had never been invented?
;)

M-Adsense!

Over the half past few months, more than ten people I know have started blogging.

The reason - not to expand their writing hobby or for networking, but due to misconceptions that placing google ads in blogs can turn them into multi-millionaires overnight!

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Pipes Camp

Bosky and Srivatsan wanted me to write about the Pipes Camp in my blog. I didn’t as I couldn’t find the time to log in and post an entry.

But here’s a post-camp blog entry!

No hard feelings Bosky! ;)

pipesCamp!

V for Victory?

After reading my review of the movie, Billa, Sanjay requested me to write the review of one particular movie. It seems he watched the movie and hated it. Let me not name the movie since I also hate the movie; or rather we both hate the actor. He is the one who neither changes his looks for any movies nor changes the formula stereotyped stories!

Incidentally the name of the movie Sanjay wanted me to write about is an abbreviation which also stands for a pornographic term.

His movies start with a so called intro song with the lyrics praising his heroics in a village/market setting. Next is the villain intro where he is shown slaughtering one or more men with a single blow of an aruval. Then there is the heroine intro song after which she falls in love with the hero though he doesnt reciprocate initially. Then there are scenes where enimity grows between the villain and hero laced with so called punch dialogues by the hero along with loud music and the camera shakes. Then the duet. Then there is the mother-son/sister-brother sentiment after which the villain kidnaps the mother/sister/lover. Then there is a song sequence(Its either an item song or a song that again glorifies the hero as he is on his way to the villain’s hideout)

Climax: The hero single handedly beats up all the henchmen. Punch dialogues fly. The villain comes at the last after all his henchmen are beaten up. He is the only baddy who gives some resistance to the hero and even manages to subdue the hero. The hero is now unconscious. But after hearing the heroine’s cries, he wakes up all powerful and beats up the villain.

Result: The movie is either a hit or a total flop. If its a hit, it is projected as a blockbuster and if it is a flop, it is projected as a hit!

And everybody was shocked when A.R.Rahman himself agreed to compose the music for his latest movie. But no surprises - the music was a super hit while the movie was a super flop!

Sanjay! Are you happy? ;)

Before you begin to read this, let me assure you that I have not watched the older Billa starring Rajnikanth.

Billa, starring Ajithkumar came as a pleasant surprise to me seeing the quality of the technical details like direction, camera, hues etc.

With Ajith occupying almost every frame of the movie along with the Petronas Towers (The latter becomes an irritation after sometime!) he does a neat job with great histrionics. As Billa, the international smuggler, Ajith shines with minimal dialogues and as Velu, the small time crook with a slight sense of humor,he excels! Ajith could have worked more to reduce the pot belly which is visible despite the costume designers efforts. Also, Ajith struggles with the dance sequences.

Prabhu(DSP Jai Prakash) could have been better with most of the serious dialogues drawing laughter from the audience!

Nayantara(Saasha) is in the movie just for the cleavage factor. She turns out to be the stone faced lass looking for revenge throughout the movie. She remains the same in song sequences - expressionless. Namitha(CJ) also could have done a better job or atleast slimmed down to carry the costumes with more grace. Thankfully the plunging necklines were reserved only for Nayantara!

Actors Rahman(Interpol officer Gokulnath and Jagdish) and the inspector(What’s his name?) do justice to their roles. Vishnuvardhan has tried hard to move the audience’s suspicion about the gang’s mole in the police towards the inspector by panning the camera in his direction whenever news about Billa surfaces with the police, but that soon becomes an irritation.

Santhanam tries to provide comic relief and succeeds to some extent.

The costumes(Anu) in the movie are excellent and the concept of power dressing is totally ignored with Ajith sporting ruffled hair and unbuttoned shirt throughout the movie. The costumes are predominantly in black and white and so are the hues. Why is everybody wearing shades(sunglasses) throughout the movie?

The background music(Yuvan Shankar Raja) is excellent and the re-recording is perfect though the song sequences fail to generate interest.

Though there are many loop-holes and the film lacks in logic at places, Billa is a clear winner considering the fact that Indian films rarely have logic in them. That Velu and Saahsa would care for a drink-song-dance sequence when both the police and the thugs are hot on their heels is one such logic that fails. Also, that a tough girl like Saasha would allow herself to get kidnapped is another. Vishnuvardhan could have stayed away from this masala element.

The stunts are breathtaking and that Ajith himself has taken the risks and performed these is commendable. Some stunts look dumb!

As a whole, Vishnuvardhan’s Billa is a neatly packed film that provides the much needed break to Ajithkumar.

Commercial affair. Loop-holes galore!

Cast: In order of importance in the movie

1)Petronas Towers

2)Nirav Shah’s camera (One of the few things that make the movie watchable!)

3)Sunglasses (Yes! There seems to be an epidemic of Conjuctivitis in Malaysia!)

4)Ajithkumar

5)Plunging necklines

6)A bunch of dumb guys - members of the mafia.

7)Equally dumb policeman (Chk out the pen-drive episode!)

Om Shanti Om?

I have never been a great fan of films with less or no logic. Infact this is the reason why I hate most Indian movies. Watching select movies like Anbe Sivam, Chennai 600028, Rang De Basanti etc. are the order of my day. I hate movies with masala/dream song sequences, reincarnations, tried and tested ‘formula’ and so called ‘fight choreography’ where the hero flies in the air and beats up ten baddies at the same time.

It has all changed suddenly!

I watched Om Shanti Om, a film with absolutely no logic and fell in love with the movie!

I have watched it twice in two days and plan to watch it today too!

What’s wrong with me!!

Benazir Bhutto was assassinated a few hours ago with less than ten days to go for the general elections in Pakistan.

Shocking! Sad!

Guess the General will have to spend a few sleepless nights.

Let her soul R.I.P

When Wasim Jaffer, the shy Indian test cricket opener and Irfan Pathan, pounded the Pakistani bowling attack in the second test at Kolkata and the third test in Bangalore respectively, the first thing that came to my mind was what Shoaib Malik, the captain of the Pakistani Cricket team in the World Cup, told the presentaion ceremony after the finals which they lost to India.“I want to thank all the Muslims in the world…..”Well, here are two muslims in the Indian cricket team who are sending the Pakistani players on a leather hunt….Hard to imagine Malik comes from a team which has produced seasoned cricketers like Imran Khan, Wasim Akram and the beloved Inzy.

Jeetega Gujarat?

Narendra Modi Thats Narendra Modi’s slogan for the upcoming elections - Jeetega Gujarat!

Quite an irony!

Or it is that Narendra Modi has really got a great sense of humour!

Hey, the folks at The Great Indian Laughter Challenge, Are you guys listening?

What the……..

How dumb can people get?
HEY ITS DIANNA, FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ORKUT,EVERYBODY SORRY FOR THEINTERRUPTION BUT ORKUT IS CLOSING THE SYSTEM DOWN BECAUSE TOO MANY BOTTERS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE NAMES, WE ONLY HAVE 57 NAMES LEFT,IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT, DONT SEND THIS MESSAGE, IF YOU WANTTOKEEP YOUR ACCOUNT ,SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST.THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU’LL BE SORRY IF YOU DONT SEND IT. THANKS DIRECTOR OFORKUT, TIM BUISKI. WHOEVER DOESNT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILLBEDEACTIVATED AND IT WILL COST YOU $ 10.00 A MONTH TO USE IT.
If people in love are blind, people in orkut are DUMB!
Well, I am in Orkut!

Can this get more stupid?

Gillian Gibson, the 54 year old primary school teacher in her stint in Sudan was arrested for allowing the 7 year olds to “vote” Muhammed as the name of a teddy bear! What’s more? Talks were going in to get her imprisonment and lashes for “insulting” Islam.

Welcome to the 21st century!

My cousin Neeraja has named her dog Hari (Another name for Lord Krishna)
Thank goodness the VHP and RSS dont have a strong base in Tamil Nadu. I cant even imagine the consequences if they follow their fanatic Islamic Counterparts.

Captain Archibald Haddock would have sworn “Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles”

Why I love Google!

Yes! I love Google!

Type my name - Sathyanarain in the Google search box and hit return and lo!

Seven of the ten results on the first page are my blogs and websites!
:)

Calvin!

In my next birth, I would love to take birth with the brains of this 6 year old!

How I betrayed Him

I have always felt that each man is sent into this world with a mission.

God would have assigned into each man, a separate goal (much similar to what we people call computer programs) And the man is expected to live upto the expectations, the expectations of his Creator.

And I have grossly betrayed God on this part.

I was born with many a natural gifts, of which I was proud.

The first thing was, I began to draw (or doodle) before I could speak. Yes. Doodling was one of the first things i did. I doodled everywhere, the walls, furniture and rarely on paper. The entire wal of the living room was covered with grafitti (of course half of them something abstract. I was just four then) One of my fovourite childhood antic was i drew a crow (or something resembling a crow) on the wall with a wax crayon and proudly called my mom to have a look at my latest creation. She very decently asked what it was. I know this incident now only through my parents. I have no way of remembering that. Here goes a rough conversation of what had transcriped in my own words.

Mom: What is it dear?

Me: Crow and vadai.

Mom: Oh! That’s wonderful.

The important point to notice here is what i drew resembled a crow by not even one percent. And the next important thing is there was no vadai.

Mom (After a closer look): But, where is the vadai?

Me (proudly): Oh ma… the crow ate it!

And mom was really proud of me!

I have been drawing since I could remember. It slowly transformed into cartooning, the caricature thing. It all began when one of my dad’s senior colleague visited our place. I was in my fourth class then. He was kind of over weight and I couldnt hide my amusement when I noticed his bottom bulging out of the chair! I was a well mannered kid (now, dont laugh!) and I didnt say anything so as to embarass dad. So, I took a paper and pencil and drew my Bhora uncle silently right to the ‘bulging’ detail, of course as a caricature!

We all had a hearty laugh after he left!

Also, I never could paint. Never. I was born with the caricaturing talent.

And now in college, I have caricatured every professor and student in college and maintained a notebook solely for that purpose! Whenever, a new staff (or rather, a funny looking staff entered the class, friends would request me to draw the poor chap. And I would oblige!

Now, coming to my second so called talent, I could write well, with a dash of creativity (I believe I can write welleven now!) I started reading books well early and by the time I was in fifth class, I was circulating my own hand written magazine in school. Then followed a spate of winning prizes in essay, poetry, short story and oration competitions, many of them extempore. And then the novel I am trying to write now. I have a number of unfinished stories to my credit; many of them unstarted. And now this blog.

And then my third so called talent - Music.

I hail from a family of talented musicians. You would have heard of the famous violinist, Embar Kannan; he is my cousin’s husband and then the somewhat famous Carnatic singer, Deeptha. And in the long line of my big family, also exists another famous musician, the famous prodigy, Keyboard Sathyanarayan. Of course, he is a distant relative and I have not even spoken to him!
Incidently, I too have the same name with a different spelling and I too play the keyboard!

Coming back to the original topic, I too started music training at the age of five. First, it was vocal Carnatic music. At the age of eight, when dad got transferred to Rajasthan, it was classical Hindustani music - vocal, the humble harmonium and tabla. It continued for almost three years. And by the time I turned ten, I could play any song I listened to on the spot on the harmonium. Then sfter a spate of six years in Rajasthan, we came back to our homeland, Tamil Nadu, and than started my Violin and Mridangam classes. You see, there was no Hindustani classes available here and so I was forced to start Carnatic music classes afresh!

Then arrived my first love in my life!

From Singapore!

It was a Yamaha Keyboard - PSR 540!

It became my close friend from that day.

And lo! Started my Western Music classes. It went on for a while. And then there I was composing my own jingles.

I dont know what happenned then; all my classes stopeed miraculously. And I still have no clue why the classes stopped!

I played in various bands in various schools, playing the keyboard, tabla and the drums. Then, I was in the college band and then a rock band until a few months back. The band was incidently named Zephyr! The band went nowhere other than the garage where we practised.

Even now, I play the keyboard and record own compositions in my home studio with Damu. The studio’s nothing but my keyboard, my computer, FL Studio and Sony Acid Pro Studio.

Final Word:

Now, I

1) Rarely draw caricatures

2) Rarely write (other than the novel am trying to write and this blog)

3) Rarely play my keyboard or tabla (Yes, the former is still my first and last love)

So, God gave me these three gifts when I was born and I put to good use none of them!

I have betrayed God.

What do I tell him when He greets me at the gates of Paradise when I am not any more material in this world!

Yes!

I have betrayed Him!

My alien friend!

My new friend is getting accustomed to the new surroundings. He has been here for around 100 years now(he claims so!), but still he had not got a friend to show things around.. to make him feel comfortable.

I have been showing him the sights and sounds of the earth.

And guess what, he really likes Looney Toons.. esp the Martian part!

And he simply adores Calvin… esp his alter ego, Spaceman Spiff!

Way to go buddy…

Wait till he lays his hands on the Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams!!!

An Alien in Chennai

Guys, I got this new alien friend of mine. He has occupied the apartment next to mine.

He is from a planet called Mertaous and I have known him for the past few weeks. And take my word. HE IS NUTS!

He expressed his desire to start a blog to while away time and as he is not familiar with Windows OS (he claims its old and boring technology and that the latest OS in his planet is Nemesis!)

So guys this is the blog i have created for him. He uses my blogger profile to type in his posts.

Please read the blog and write comments.

http://alieninchennai.sulekha.com/

P.S - He says he looks forward to making new friends and that he will take one back to Mertaous on a short visit. That’s after his assignment here gets over. In 600 years.

And Mertaous is only 5123 light years from Chennai, so claims my new friend!

This article featuring in The Hindu dated June 1, 2007 (Friday) caught my attention.
I always had been a great fan of Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz (born August 13, 1926) though i am not a sympathiser of the communist movement. What inspired me was the courage this man displays when the entire world( United States of America can well be called the entire world, right?) is against him.
Fabian Escalante, who was long tasked with protecting the life of Castro has calculated the exact number of assassination schemes and/or attempts by the CIA to be 638. Some such attempts have included an exploding cigar, a fungal-infected scuba-diving suit, and a mafia-style shooting. The most outrageous attempt was by his ex-lover Marita Lorenz whom he met in 1959. She subsequently agreed to aid the CIA and attempted to smuggle a jar of cold cream containing poison pills into his room. When Castro realised this, he reportedly gave her a gun and told her to kill him but her nerve failed. Castro once said in regards to the numerous attempts on his life, “If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal.”
Resulting from these numerous assassination attempts, Castro sent out warnings to the US government to stop the attempts or face retaliatory actions. This resulted in a theory stating that Cuba was behind the Kennedy Assassination.
What attracts me to President Castro is probably because I hate this Bush chap.
Well… most people on the earth do.
Ideas cannot be killed
Fidel Castro Ruz
The soldiers, fuelled by hatred and adrenalin, were aiming their weapons at me even before they had identified who I was. “Ideas cannot be killed,” the black lieutenant kept repeating in a hushed voice.

A few days ago, while analysing the expenses involved in the construction of three submarines of the Astute series, I said that with this money “75,000 doctors could be trained to look after 150 million people, assuming that the cost of training a doctor would be one-third of what it costs in the United States.” Now, along the lines of the same calculations, I wonder: how many doctors could be graduated with the $100 billion that Bush gets his hands on in just one year to keep on sowing grief in Iraqi and American homes? Answer: 999,990 doctors who could look after two billion people who do not receive any medical care today.More than 600,000 people have lost their lives in Iraq and more than two million have been forced to emigrate since the American invasion began.

In the United States, around 50 million people do not have medical insurance. The blind market laws govern how this vital service is provided, and prices make it inaccessible for many, even in the developed countries. Medical services feed into the Gross Domestic Product of the United States, but they do not generate conscience for those providing them nor peace of mind for those who receive them.
The countries with less development and more diseases have the least number of medical doctors: one for every 5,000, 10,000, 15,000, 20,000 or more people. When new sexually transmitted diseases appear such as HIV/AIDS, which in merely 20 years has killed millions of persons — while tens of millions are afflicted, among them many mothers and children, although palliative measures now exist — the price of medications per patient could add up to $5,000, $10,000 or up to $15,000 each year. These are fantasy figures for the great majority of developing countries where the few public hospitals are overflowing with the ill who die piled up like animals under the scourge of a sudden epidemic.
To reflect on these realities could help us to better understand the tragedy. It is not a matter of commercial advertising that costs so much money and technology. Add up the starvation afflicting hundreds of millions of human beings; add to that the idea of transforming food into fuels; look for a symbol and the answer will be George W. Bush.
When he was recently asked by an important personality about his Cuba policy, his answer was this: “I am a hard-line President and I am just waiting for Castro’s demise.” The wishes of such a powerful gentleman are no privilege. I am not the first nor will I be the last that Bush has ordered to be killed; nor one of those people who he intends to go on killing individually or en masse.
“Ideas cannot be killed,” Sarría emphatically said. Sarría was the black lieutenant, a patrol leader in Batista’s army who arrested us, after the attempt to seize the Moncada Garrison, while three of us slept in a small mountain hut, exhausted by the effort of breaking through the siege. The soldiers, fuelled by hatred and adrenalin, were aiming their weapons at me even before they had identified who I was. “Ideas cannot be killed,” the black lieutenant kept repeating, practically automatically and in a hushed voice.
I dedicate those excellent words to you, Mr. Bush.
(The writer is the President of Cuba. He is recovering from major surgery following a bout of life-threatening illness.)
(Courtesy: The Hindu dated Friday, June 1, 2007)

I thought it was going to be another day at the beach.

Sanjay had called me yesterday and invited me over for his birthday treat near the Bessie beach. The original plan was to have lunch somewhere and then hang out at the beach. Well, I was game.

We reached the place well before four. It was then that Damu suggested that we go to the Broken Bridge. I had heard of the place before. We decided to hike till there. We had parked our bikes outside Planet Yumm. It was nearly a three kilometre walk from there through the entire stretch of the beach and a fishing slum.

And then the most beautiful place I had ever seen in Madras.

To our right at a distance of nearly 25 metres was the sea and to our left was a vast carpet of creepers.

This continued for another one kilometer and we finally arrived at the bridge. It is the same bridge which features in the Suriya starrer Ayudha Ezhuthu in one of the scenes(not to be confused with Napiers Bridge)

The bridge connecting Besant Nagar and San Thome was broken in the middle during some floods during the 70s. It seems the place has been a famous hangout since then.

We walked into the narrow bridge till we came to a slightly wider area where a group of the slum guys sat drinking. The bridge ended a few metres from there. One of the guys looked bored at us as we jumped down into the sand from the bridge. It was 5:30 then. Damu informed us that the cops made their first patrol to the place at 6( This was due to the frequent crimes happening in the area)

To leave the beautiful place within a short span of time was cruel.

We made our way back through the beach.

And then the party. But it was an altogetherly different story.

And here is one anonymous dude giving me information about the place in Besant Nagar about which i wrote a few days back (Read the comments to that post)

The place is called Damodar Gardens. According to this guy, the Blue Cross closed down and moved somewhere near MGR Film City and the place belongs the the Theosophical Soceity. He also mentions that he used to play street cricket on the wider road i mentioned.

Here is a walking talking encyclopedia on Besant Nagar.

So, who is this dude?

hey, are you reading?