I had the ‘opportunity’ of having breakfast with two friends of mine who happen to be women namely, Sharanya and Suraksha.
Now I know what to expect when you take two women to breakfast.
I’m now richer by gyaan! Gyaan on where can one find better slippers at lower prices, where you get good heels and where you get good flat slippers.
—
After a while,
Suraksha: We should meet up for lunch some other day again.
Sharanya: Cool! We’ll make it a post Madras Week Lunch!
Suraksha: Ooh! I’m so excited!
Me: Mmm… The Sambhar Idli is delicious.
Sharanya: We should make it breakfast and not lunch!
Suraksha: yea. So we can have a leisurly food!
Sharanya: Ooh! I’m so excited!
Me: The chutney is great too.
—
Again some talk on where you get slippers in Adyar. Apparently, there is a potti kadai near the tea shop at 11th cross street, where you get awesome heels.
—
The crux of the breakfast conversation was this!
Sharanya: Shall we go to City Center.
Suraksha: Cool! I’m in!
Sharanya (turning to me) You coming?
Me: Hmmm… I…
Suraksha: You going shopping?
Sharanya: Yea. I need to pick up a couple of lingeries!
Me: WTF! Why’re you calling me for that!
Sharanya: Eh! Whats wrong! Anand has accompanied me once!
Enna Koduma Saar idhu!


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August 26, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Sharanya
Goodness. More gossip fodder for the jealous bitches of the city (and there are too many). People actually think I have a sex life. Ha ha ha.
Interesting “artistic license” you’ve taken by the way. Tsk tsk.
August 27, 2008 at 1:14 am
Dilip Muralidaran
Dude, you did not go lingerie shopping? WTF, are u gay or something? I even got a model from a lingerie shop near mocha whom im doin a lingerie shoot for in october.
School payya, ennada pannara?!?
August 27, 2008 at 6:57 am
Suraksha
Didn’t take too long for this to get here! Being the insane chronicler again.
And Interesting artistic license is an understatement.
August 27, 2008 at 11:04 am
Aravind Kumar (The Pseudonym)
Yeah Sathya, You remember that little girl Jasmine or Yasmin. All of 9 years and she asked you to shut up. She even asked if you were an Iyengar? Spooky mate. But yeah I think you should basically STFU. Esp. about women.
August 27, 2008 at 11:12 am
Narain
@ Sharanya,
Lol!
@ Dilip,
Yea right!
@ Suraksha,
Artistic license?
I actually left out some parts where you both were discussing about buying strapless and stuff.
@ Setup Chellappa,
Yea Right!
And the same 9 year old called you a kedi kepmaari!
But hell, kids these days are smart! I got scared when she asked me if I was iyengar! Spooky!
August 27, 2008 at 12:14 pm
thunderror
why is the “E’ in the title in caps??
August 27, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Sudhamshu
Where’s the tag… Fact or Fiction!
August 27, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Narain
@ Rohit,
Thats an inside joke
Will tell you later.
@ Sudhamshu,
FACT! FACT! FACT!
August 27, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Amirtha
wow…. hell of a shoppin experience huh ;)… appo unaku kai vasam thozhil irukunu sollu..
August 27, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Sharanya
Fic.tion.
Creative memoir.
You make us sound like Valley Girls. -_-
Couldn’t you have put something in there that says I am a thoughtful and soulful poet. “I’m so excited” he says I said. Aiiiiiiiyo. Manam vangufying.
August 27, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Sharanya
“poet” should be followed by “?”
I am like that wonly.
August 27, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Sharanya
In case I forgot, which it appears I did.
(P.S. I am in in the vicinity of the condition I was when we met and you asked me if I am SM).
August 28, 2008 at 9:20 am
Narain
@ Sharanya,
Regarding the vicinity of your condition, I could sense that from your comments!
Be good!
August 28, 2008 at 9:27 am
Narain
@ Amirtha,
Yea Right!
And it was totally funny when you told Yasmini that I liked to do shopping.
She said,”Ah! Me too! Same Pinch!”
Lol! Kids!
August 28, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Amirtha
u btr b happy i didnt tel her wat u enjoyed shoppin ;)… then she wud’ve been like .. “yeeks..! dude.. get a life”. wat say arvind?
August 28, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Clocks
hahahahaha satya!!! how is it only you end up in such situations? poor you..
August 28, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Narain
@ Amirtha,
Lol!
I’ve been getting lot of mails most of which suggest I should have gone shopping with them after all!
She would have said “Get a life” if she knew i had not gone with them!
@ Shillika,
Lol!
As Dilip and many others feel, I should have gone shopping after all!
A golden opportunity missed!
August 28, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Amirtha
indha nenapu veraiya??.. aasai padu.. peraasai padadha
August 29, 2008 at 6:47 am
Clocks
@satya
no comments!